Gerald's Final Fan Fiction

One day, there was a drunken god driving in the time tunnel and had a traffic accident. At that time, he lost his daughter’s birthday present which was in his pocket. The present was Geass which came from the anime Code Geass.

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Baka and Test’s World-

One midnight, when Akihisa Yoshii was sleeping. He dreamed about his favorite game. While a light hit on Akihisa through the window, his brain showed some kind of information during his dream. The beginning of the information was about “Instructions for how to use Geass”. However, Akihisa did not read it because he is stupid and his English is poor. He could understand the instructions, but when he saw the first word “Geass”, he stopped reading it because he thought the instructions was written in English. He thought those information were just a dream. The next morning, Akihisa sees himself in a mirror, and find that there is a red bird image shown in his left eye.

Akihisa: Based on this situation and link to the event that happened last night, it can come up an answer……. The answer is I played the newest game until late night, and I haven’t sleep enough, so my eyes become red!!

(At the same time, the god is starting to look for the lost present. Suddenly, the God shout” didn’t he release the Geass information? Who didn’t sleep enough and has red eyes like a bird? How come only shows one side of the eye is red?” After the shouting, God feel odd for his shouting earlier.)

On the way to school-

Akihisa meet his classmate who is one of his best friends, Tomoki Sakurai on the way to the school. And then, they start chatting:

Akihisa: Tomoki, where is Mitsuki? Why don’t you go to school with Mitsuki today?

Tomoki: Sohara? She’s on duty today, and come to school earlier this morning. That’s not important. Have you buy the new photo-book and read it yesterday? It’s very good. I watched it three times already.

Akihisa: No, I haven’t. I don’t have enough money to spend this month. Look, I have to sub-divide my breakfast, my cup noodles into as tiny as 1/64, in order to keep me stay alive.

Tomoki: You deserve it, that’s because you buy too many games each month.

Akihisa: I had a strange incident happened yesterday. When I was sleeping and dreaming, some information went into my brain. I don’t know whether it’s a dream or not, or it’s just because I don’t have enough sleep?

Tomoki: Some information?

Akihisa: Wait, I read it to you. “Instructions for how to using Geass: 1. when other people look into your eyes, you can command them to follow the subsequent order. 2. After the command, people will not have any memory. 3. Can only use once on the same people….” What are these strange information about? Oh, sorry, there is Point 4. 4. There will have an image seen as a red bird in the left eye……. Look at my eyes, Tomoki, and shout “I’m idiot.” It’s a silly joke, isn’t it?

Tomoki shout: I’m idiot.

Akihisa: …………..

After the shouting, Akihisa told Tomoki what’s happen in the past few minutes.

Tomoki astonishes and says: Maybe that information is true.

Akihisa: What can I do now? Geass is very useful, but I think it is very easy to get into trouble if I use it.

Tomoki: Have you forgotten my motto? Peace and quiet are the best things in the life.

Akihisa: I see! I won’t use the Geass at all. Anyhow, I only want to get some free food from other classmates and no other special needs.

Tomoki: But… We are male, and we should follow our instincts. Think of some pornographic things, like ask Hideyoshi to swing some sexy poses.

Akihisa: If other female classmates know what we are going to do, they will kill us.

Tomoki thinks: Yes, you are right, but if I can watch some pornographic things, I don’t care the cost.

Tomoki: Don’t worry! Keep things undercover should be fine! And you should know girls will become very soft when they communicate to a handsome boy.

(God’s daughter: What kind of communication? Using the body language to communicate? I don’t think punch can include in the body language.)

Akihisa: Oh, I see! They will be fine if they know that is me.

In the Lunch Time-

When Tomoki and Akihisa is discussing how to use the Geass, Hideyoshi Kinoshita come and say hi to them.

Hideyoshi: Tomoki and Akihisa. What are you guys talking about?

Akihisa: Oh, Hideyoshi, we are discussing how to use gea…..AaAaAa (Tomoki steps on Akihisa’s foot)

Tomoki: (low voice) Idiot, if you tell him, we won’t able to do anything!

(Normal voice): Oh, Hideyoshi, we are discussing something about you. The title is “If Hideyoshi doesn’t resist, what kind of pornographic things we can do?”

Akihisa: ……….

Hideyoshi: …………….

Tomoki: …………………………

Hideyoshi: pornographic things? I tell you guys many times before. My gender is male, not female. Are you gay?

Akihisa: We don’t mind. Tomoki, we should continue our topic.

Using low voice to discuss about 30 seconds-

Tomoki is standing next to Hideyoshi where he can block other classmates’ sight.

Akihisa: Hideyoshi, look at my eyes. Swing a sexy pose, and use female’s voice to say “Master, cannot do that! Madam will see!”

When Hideyoshi is posing, Kōta Tsuchiya turns up and takes many photos at the same time.

When hideyoshi is saying that sentence, three boys are nose bleeding.

Kota: I have no regret in my life………. (Raise his thumb and die….)

Tomoki/Akihisa: So lucky! I’m still alive!

Girls’ sound: Alive? Yes, you are alive now, but you will die after 3 seconds.

Tomoki/Tomoki: Stop! Stop! Listen to my explanation!

Sohara Mitsuki: Don’t worry! You will have many times.

Minami Shimada: Time?

Mizuki Himeji: Yes, you can have time to explain, but the place is Hell/underworld.

Akihisa, Tomoki and Kota were dead in xxx years

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God: Oh great! My daughter’s birthday present is back. I cannot understand why the user and his friend are using the Geass to do this foolish thing. They are too stupid. (Author: Can you stop your nose bleeding before you say that?)